I am eating chocolate chip muffins.
They are sugar-free.
They are gluten-free.
They are fat-free.
sodium-free
cholesterol-free.
carbohydrate-free.
SO WHAT I AM EATING NOW IS AIR.
CHOCOLATE-CHIP MUFFINS THAT ARE AIR.
I MIGHT EVEN LOSE A FEW POUNDS EATING THESE!
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