President Trump treated the football team to Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Burger King and Dominoes.
...the talking heads were complaining that Trump just assumed that this is what they would like and that they just didn't have the sophisticated taste for more eloquent quisine because they were football players.
...I didn't see any of em running away from the food table.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!