...and if the dog gets uppity ya can sell him on ebay. Your just stuck with a husband.
Which reminds me, yesterday one of my many nieces was attacked by four pitbulls. She is living with her dad and she owns one pitbull and he owns three. His pitbulls don't like her pitbulls. They had to keep em separated in the house and if the dads dogs were outside they had to put them inside before she could take hers out in the yard. Somehow or another she was in the yard with her dog and the other three got out and attacked her dog. They say they attacked her as well but I think maybe she was trying to get between the three and her mutt. Anyway, they took her to the emergency room and get her arm sewn up. It was torn open from the elbow to the armpit. She's gonna be alright except for the scar.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!