You mean we need to invite you to our 'Safety Eating' meeting Babe?
CAN YOU GET ME IN, ZIMBLERZERO? WHAT IS THIS EATING WORD NEXT TO SAFETY? OHGOD, IT'S PROBABLY FOR CHOKING. THAT WILL BE NEXT. I AM DRINKING MY FOOD FROM NOW ON. 
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Second Wednesday of every month we have a meeting where the boss brings
in food. WHAT KIND OF FOOD? I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN WHAT THEY'RE SERVING BEFORE I COMMIT, YANNO? HEY, TELL HIM TO BRING TAYLOR HAM/PORK ROLL OR A NAPOLEAN. YOU CAN CHOKE ON THEM, YANNO, AND YOU WILL GET TO SAMPLE SOME VERY TASTY ITEMS AT HIS EXPENSE. PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
After eating we get a little presentation on subjects designed
to keep us safer. One was on 'trip hazards'. And how we are supposed
to make sure nothing is left on the floor where we might trip over it.
------ IF I FIND A MAN DOWN THERE, I AM LEAVING HIM THERE. SEE, SOMEBODY WILL CATCH ME. )))
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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