FOR ME.........AND I AM NOT KIDDING.
OK, SO MY NECK HURTS THE OTHER NIGHT.
WHY?
OH, BECAUSE I AM HAVING A PROBLEM WITH DEPTH PERCEPTION - VISION-RELATED.
I DON'T SEE THE T.V. ON THE FLOOR, THAT EDGAR LEFT WEEKS AGO, AND I BANG IT VERY HARD.
I MEAN: SUPER TEARS.
--------
THAT WAS WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
MY CALF IS STILL THROBBING (I LOVE THAT WORD)
MY "GOLF BALL" SIZED LUMP IN MY BOTTOM CALF
IS BLACK AND BLUE.
REALLY BLACK AND BLUE.
AND IT IS HARD TO WALK AROUND
WITHOUT MY ORGASMIC NOISES.
-----------
I DIDN'T EVEN BUY MY SEX TOY YET.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.