Now Babe,
I was just sure that 'we' had discussed this and you
assured me that you knew how to forage for food.
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I DON'T.
KNOW
HOW TO
FORAGE FOR
FOOD.
NEVER DID.
NEVER WILL.
DON'T WANNA.
OMG, THEY LOOK DELICIOUS!
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But, I think that FatBurger I fed you the other night
HON, have you ever had a fatburger?
HAS ANYONE?
I heard about whataburgers for years. Then we went to one and they sucked.
Maybe people don't like fatburgers, but I can't imagine it.
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Welp, I'm not gonna need that "toy" from the Vegas convention! (only beldin could find it, lol)
# 2 looks fabulous.
I can't drive to go get one.
Maybe my former neighbor would get me one.
Ya think?
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Oh, all right. How about this one?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.