Look, I am a patient person.
Let's not mention my name and "patient" in the same sentence, K ?
But you are royally screwing up when it comes to delivering my breakfast in a timely fashion.
Yeah, sure, you'll deliver it at 5 pm or later.
In which case, I will have a Hardee's thickburger (I love that kind of tawk) with swiss and mushrooms, onion rings and a cherry coke.
(I think this is how our friendship started, with FOOD, which coming from you, is NO surprise.)
You sure didn't help me with my blinker bulb. Oh no, you jumped right in and made fun of me.
and to think I love you gents....
now I don't know how to turn off my outside water
my "day" is Tuesday
but my built-in sprinkler system runs daily
so I told my new best friend, Jack (who I am still calling Chuck) about it and I told him, "screw it."
He said, "yeah, but you'll be paying for the water."
I have a call into the water company
eh-holes
Everybody is really trying, successfully, to aggravate the carp out of me.
frig
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