A California man who might’ve bought some bad drugs was caught on a family’s home security camera licking their doorbell. For a while. Three hours, apparently. Really licking it.
http://rare.us/rare-news/caught-on-video/man-licking-doorbell/

Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.