80% of this bill goes to food
stamps!
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Wait a sec........
I stood on line for 20 minutes the other night waiting to get TWO rain checks.
Of course they were out of cheese and cawfee...
WHY?
Because they were on sale.
They weren't sure if they could give me a rain check because the sale was only good for 3 days.
Really?
Oh, Okay, then make a trip to Von's and get me my items.
On sale, you are still paying more than you should.
Cawfee - on sale - Yuban $3.99, BUT it isn't 36 oz anymore. Oh no, it's 30.6 oz which means THEY SHOULD PAY YOU TO TAKE IT OFF THEIR HANDS. wtf
Regular price = $6.49
Cheese - on sale - 1.99 for 12 oz Kraft sliced cheese.
Regular price = $4.29 (you have got to be kidding)
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I WANT FOOD STAMPS, I really want food stamps.
How can I get them?
Who knows this?
FOOD STAMPS FOR ILLEGALS - and death to the government for giving them away.
PRIICKS!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.