A REcent Email to our Pope
I fear that I have been a victim of a vast left wing conspiracy / fraud!
The other day I was watching one of the crime shows on my idiot box and a commercial came on. There was this pitiful
looking mutt standing there wearing a chain and standing in the snow. Obviously freezing and starving and all alone. They
promised that his life would be all better if I could only send em some money. Being a lover of animals I did just that. About
an hour later another commercial comes on and there is that same dog standing there wearing the same chain and standingthere in the same snow still freezing, still starving and still all alone. I am outraged. WTF did they do with my money? Is the Clinton
foundation involved? How come Mueller is to busy to investigate this travesty of justice. Does Elizabeth Warren care or is she oneof them Indians what ate dogs? I need you to use all your popely power to convince the FB and I and any of them other
investigative arms of the gubmint to get involved. The lives of innocent pooches is involved, not to mention my $2.00 donation.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
| 
