THIS POST HAS REMINDED ME THAT YOU ARE DUE FOR YOUR "MONTHLY" PSYCHIATRIC CHECK-UP. AFTER I SHOW THEM THIS, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO BE READMITTED. THERE ARE A LOT OF ANGIES IN THERE, HON. 
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Anarchist Cookbook Crystal Meth Recipes.pdf
http://www.pdfsdocuments2.com/a/2/anarchist-cookbook-crystal-meth-recipes.pdf
I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY. I CAN'T START DOING CRYSTAL METH BECAUSE I MIGHT LIKE IT. MORE THAN LIKELY, I WOULD. THEN WHAT? SELL MY BODY IN ORDER TO GET MY DRUGS? OMG, I WOULD HAVE TO PAY THEM. PISSES ME OFF.
WELP, NOW I KNOW HOW YOU LEARNED TO HACK MY SHOWER HEAD. YEP.
OK, SO I CALLED CAESAR'S ENTERTAINMENT YESTERDAY. USED TO BE CALLED "HARRAH'S" BUT OH NOOOOO....THEY HAD TO MERGE, BECOME A HUGE CORPORATION THAT OWNS ALMOST 50 PROPERTIES, STARTING CHARGING FOR PARKING FOR THE LOCALS HERE (AND THEY WON'T GO THERE ANYMORE) AND HAVE LOST THE ART OF TREATING THE GAMBLER WELL. HEY, FINE WITH ME, BUT BIG MISTAKE ON THEIR PART.
SO, I GET THIS GUY (OH, WAIT FOR IT, BABYCAKES) WHOSE NAME IS "BLUE." I THOUGHT HE WAS KIDDING, SO I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE NAME GREEN?" HE WAS FOREIGN-BORN BUT JUST AS NICE AS HE COULD BE. I FELL IN LOVE INSTANTANEOUSLY BECAUSE HE SAID, "ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE BORN IN xxxx? NO, BLUE, I ALWAYS MAKE UP MY BIRTH DATE TO SOMEONE WHO IS HELPING ME GET TO THE WEBSITE. HE SAID TO ME, GOD LOVE HIM, THAT XXXX WASN'T POSSIBLE - WHY? - OH, BECAUSE I SOUNDED SO YOUNG (BROWN-NOSER) AND I WAS SO FUNNY. (SUPER BROWN-NOSER) - I WISH YOUR BOOK ON ANARCHY INCLUDED A CHAPTER ON "HOW TO RIP OFF A CASINO AND NOT GET CAUGHT, EVER."
154.Fucking with the Operator
OK, SO # 154 IS DONE ON MY END.
SPEAKING OF "END" THIS IS THE END BECAUSE MY CAWFEE IS READY.
SMOOCHES - XXX
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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