Didn't they teach you anything when you were in school? When you're 'shopping,' you should put stuff into a BAG so you can drop it and run if they see you.
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YOU LEARN THIS IN SCHOOL? WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL?
IS IT A MILITARY SCHOOL TO IMPROVE YOUR STEALING SKILLS OR WHAT? DE, C'MON - YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS:
I AM SPENDING ETERNITIY BURNING IN FIRE FOR THROWING AWAY A PIECE OF PAPER IN THE SECOND GRADE. SISTER MARY CATHERINE WILL BE WAITING FOR ME AT THE PEARLY GATES. "SHE DID IT, SHE DID IT!!"
EVER SINCE YOU HACKED MY SHOWER HEAD, I'VE BEEN WEARING CLOTHES THERE. EVERYWHERE ELSE: NO WAY!
YOUR HACKING SKILLS HAVE BEEN DIMINISHED. PROBABLY FROM BUILDING SHEDS, SHOOTING GROUNDHOGS, PLANTING SEEDS OVER THE SEPTIC TANKS AND EATING SLUGS.
I CAN'T EAT BOILED HOT DOGS. I JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT CLEAR FOR OUR REUNION MENU.
THANK YE...
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.