YOU HAVE TO WRITE (( ALL OF )) THIS, just because I said monopoly money?
ohdeargodinheaven - was my remark pointed at your penis?
Not my intention. I don't cut off my nose to spite my face.
I never aim there (and I can't say anything more, but I WANT TO!)
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Babe,
Every time I get another dividend check and deposit it into
my accounts . . . I have direct evidence that 'MadMutt' is
not monopoly money.
Oh, OK.
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And it is not a 'pissed off god'. It might be a psycho dog,
or it might just be a crazy dog. But not peeved.
DYSLEXIA:
Dyslexia is a learning disorder that involves difficulty reading due to problems identifying speech sounds and learning how they relate to letters and words
SO, YOU SAY "GOD" INSTEAD OF "DOG." GOTCHA.
(OH NO, THAT BAR THINGEE JUST DISAPPEARED. DAMMIT, I AM BIZZZZY HERE, FOR CARP'S SAKE)
PSYCHO - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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I remember reading about this investing club . . Which was
bragging about how good they was doing . . . Until somebody
who knew what they was looking at looked at it, and pointed
out that the reason the balance was growing was because of
all the money they was putting into it. Factoring in the
moneys they was putting into it, and the end result was a net
loss of money.
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WELL, AREN'T YOU THE SMARTY PANTS. 
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I decided I did not want to make that mistake. I wanted an
honest appraisal as to whether or not I was doing good.
And the end result of my research was the MadPoet's MadMutt
Mutual Fund. I totaled up the value of all the assets,
created an arbitrary number of shares, then divided the value
by the number of shares to calculate a NAV. (Net asset value -
or price per share.)
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OH. OK
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Buying more shares should not change the NAV. Hence, if I buy
more of something, I 'buy' more shares in MadMutt. (I take the
amount invested, divide it by the NAV and add that many shares.)
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DON'T YA JUST HATE IT WHEN THE NAV CHANGES? I DO, TOO. )) (anybody have a clue what he is tawking about?)
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Taking money out also changes the number of shares, not the NAV.
So, when I get a dividend check I divide the check by the NAV and
subtract that many shares.
Once a week I do all the arithmetic - totaling up all the assets,
calculating any additions or subtractions then re-calculating the
NAV.
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I used to be good at arithmetic. that is all I want to say here. It is complex and I don't want to confuse the average reader, )))
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And yes, the NAV does go up and down as the stock market goes
up and down.
All of that is 'playing monopoly' . . . But when a dividend check
hits the bank and I can use the money to take GirlFriend out to
dinner - it turns real.
If you don't tell us where you went and what you had to eat, THIS does not count.
so there
Zim. nice to see you, zimblerzero - xxx
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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