Motorola T800 Radio
http://www.ammoland.com/2018/12/motorola-t800-talkabout-radios-review/#axzz5b9Id6llt
...somethng like this might come in handy for you and the mz there decomp. I don't need one, mz ribit just jerks on my leash if she wants something.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!