Oh UBER, my new best friend . . . I have a smart phone. Yep, don't know how to use it.
I think ya have to make friends with your smartphone before you can use UBER. I think that’s the only way you can call them. (Ever seen a phone number for Uber?)
Naclzeroone....I never noticed that you had a zero one after your salty NACL. There is a conspiracy going on with the size of these letters. Want you to be in "the loop" regarding this news. This smart phone has to be operated BY A SMART PERSON; therefore, I more than likely will not ever learn it. Honey, that is the only way you can contact Uber. The guy who lived next-door to me about a year and a half ago worked for Uber. I had his direct cell number, albeit I never had to use it. He then moved to CA. I don't want to make friends with this stinkin' phone. I want to be best friends WITH MY CAR. I can only handle so many friends at a time. I am going to have to use my infamous mode of transportation: MY BROOM. 
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(first of all, I didn't know witches were still in existence, except for Hitlery, and now they're a MINORITY group.........WHAT as in WTF) I am going to stroke out one of these nights/days/afternoons. I hope the dead body remaining has clothes on, that's all I can say - speaking of which, IT IS HOT IN HERE AND IT'S FRIGGIN WINTER. ANOTHER WTF. ok, I'm fine now. ))
I may need a retirement home like my mother is in. They have a bus that takes her around. I either want to go to a retirement home RIGHT NOW or PRISON, because both places feed you and they both have work-out centers. I don't think prisons have buses to take you around, though. Yeah, I guess it's gonna be a retirement home. I should just save time and go to a nursing home. Save a move.....actually, running into traffic has occurred to me. Oh, here comes one of those really long buses - and here they DO have double buses with this accordion thing in the middle. We never had those in NJ. BUT WE HAD A FABULOUS OCEAN and these kids to pump our gas.
oh sigh.
Good Luck,<<<<<<<<< you mean, with my smart phone? Or do you mean in general? ....maybe at the blackjack table.....or the sports book where I will never bet against Alabammy? Please be pacific...or atlantic....or the red sea, I don't care. ok, fine, whatever. ALABAMA WON TONIGHT - SAW IT ON YAHOO.
and nacl comes to the gamblers' rescue!
nacl sorry I missed you before - we could have had a laugh or two.
Are they letting you out of the cage more often as of late? Did you post more than once or twice TODAY ALONE? omg, I have to get my smelling salts. Or, my smelling nacl. Pretty good, huh?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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