nope, serve her on mine and mz ribits finest dinnerware. That's one of the plates there. The salad and soup bowls all have "Cool Whip" on the side.
seriously, I have a china set that is just fabulous.
I don't want it anymore.
You cannot give that china away.
Pretty soon, the illegals are going to be eating on fine china. barfo
My mother taught me how to save cool whip containers.
She would say, "oh, when you bring a neighbor some meatballs, you put it in THIS container and then they don't have to return it."
Ma, listen to me: I am never making meatballs. Then I am never giving them away. Then I don't want any neighbors - welp, unless there is a bat in the house, or a flying squirrel. yes, I have had every animal known to man living in my house.)
ohgod
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.