...it's gravy and she tries to put it on my dressing. We have not had any thanksgiving or christmas with them but we are spozed to go down there new years eve. Everybody is going to bring left overs. I am taking a container of crushed red pepper and some Louisiana hot sauce. If she tries to start a gravy war I am prepared.
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Gravy? I had forgotten, sorry. Let's say you bring PIZZA. That is one of my favorite foods. Would she put gravy on that? Wow, ribit, you are going to win the gravy war for certain. I am placing a bet on you.--------
I have proposed to mz ribit that we build a wall around the sister in laws place at the table.
A wall - it's the rage now, but only around politicians' houses. NOT around our country, where all the slime balls can enter scot-free. SIT AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE, ALTHOUGH I AM BETTING THE FARM ON YOU WINNING THE GRAVY WAR. (I don't own a farm, why did I say that? I don't like farms. They smell. And there are a lot of animals there. Nope, don't own a farm, and soon I won't be able to own a car.)
I had a dog once that I trained to go to one particular spot at our table to beg for scraps. If she went to any other spot she got no scraps. Didn't matter who was sitting in it, thats where she had to go to get scraps. Sat the sister in law in that spot and soon as dinner started the dog went to that spot and started whining then putting her foot up on the sister in laws leg. "What the hell is wrong with this dog" she shouted. "Your using her plate" I told her.
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HAHAHA - so you served the S-I-L in a bowl, sorta thing. gotcha! Let me send some illegals over there so they can beg for scraps. 
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