did that crazy sister-in-law put salt on your turkey this year?
...it's gravy and she tries to put it on my dressing. We have not had any thanksgiving or christmas with them but we are spozed to go down there new years eve. Everybody is going to bring left overs. I am taking a container of crushed red pepper and some Louisiana hot sauce. If she tries to start a gravy war I am prepared.
...I have proposed to mz ribit that we build a wall around the sister in laws place at the table.
...I had a dog once that I trained to go to one particular spot at our table to beg for scraps. If she went to any other spot she got no scraps. Didn't matter who was sitting in it, thats where she had to go to get scraps. Sat the sister in law in that spot and soon as dinner started the dog went to that spot and started whining then putting her foot up on the sister in laws leg. "What the hell is wrong with this dog" she shouted. "Your using her plate" I told her.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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