life is a race and when you get near the end your wheels come off. Happens to everybody. I shall rise up on the wings of eagles, I shall run and not grow weary, I shall walk and not faint!
YOU HAVE POSTED THIS BEFORE.
While it is beautiful in an odd sort of way, it can be upsetting to people LIKE ME who read it.
Sure, I could make a funny saying, "welp, at least you won't have to put away Christmas decorations."
NO, please don't think it, and please don't say it.
goodgod, this upsets me. So stop it.
You should be thinking of recording a video about how to make love to your woman AFTER having had hip replacement surgery and shoulder surgery.
I'd watch it. I wouldn't BUY it, but I would watch it.
Please, ribit, no more.
I can't take anymore.
The year from hell.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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