My former neighbor is an alco ....I mean, she drinks (A LOT!)
A few days ago she wanted me to bring over a corkscrew.
I said, "screw the cork."
nah
I said I didn't have one.
about an hour later, she said, "I have an emergency and John's not home."
ohgod
so I go there to see what's wrong
seems she needed to go buy some wine because I didn't have a corkscrew.
the phone keeps buzzing and buzzing.
she doesn't know what she is saying!
I don't, either!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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