HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Competing with ribit for first-place.
(( This one )) might have done it!
Now you know all of my secrets!
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One of the brothers heard the smoke alarm going off today.
I am doomed.
I tried to deny that I was burning something.
Even went outside to get away from the noise.
But I guess you already know that I had to jump in the shower to "con" him.
Man, that thing rang for 40 minutes.
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Can you drive me to the doctor next Wed?
Otherwise I have to hitchhike.
My thumb hurts...
and my back
BUT I AM CLEAN - ALWAYS IN THE SHOWER, MY MAN!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.