I am back, thought it may be temporary.
...hard drive just wouldn't spin up right. I said a few prayers and a few curses and sent the CApn a text and then after sacrificing a goat over my monitor then checking inside the tower and tapping on the hard drive with a small hammer. Then I found a loose connection going to the hard drive. I think it was the goat that turned the trick though. My first thought was to sacrifice a virgin but I don't know any.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!