Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has ended 2018 with his annual "Festivus" Tweetstorm - roasting Washington DC in an epic fashion using the Seinfeld-created holiday tradition's "Airing of Grievances" (which is of course followed by Feats of Strength).
Paul starts off his 25-tweet sermon looking for Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).
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I came to say Happy #Festivus to my friend Elizabeth Warren. Cant find her.
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From there, Paul says it's "time to talk" about certain people in Washington he has grievances with, "because it's the holiday season."
"Let’s start with POTUS I like the President, I honestly do. I know people don’t believe me. But the man seems to have a problem keeping staff around him. But they solved the problem. I went to the White House the other day and there were at least 14 ppl in Mick Mulvaney masks."
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Let’s start with POTUS I like the President, I honestly do. I know people don’t believe me. But the man seems to have a problem keeping staff around him. But they solved the problem. I went to the White House the other day and there were at least 14 ppl in Mick Mulvaney masks.
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Mick is a good friend of mine, in fact a lot of people probably don’t remember he was the national co-chair for my Presidential campaign. Uh oh, probably just got him fired. pic.twitter.com/3jH3ZsZh8r
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Paul then notes that due to the passage of criminal justice reform, "and coming home from wars," that he must have a lot of influence on Trump. "It it true," Paul states. "I'm on the phone with him a good amount. But I have to tell you, I haven't gotten a word in on him in over a year."
Jared Kushner was up next, whom Paul is glad he "got to know," because "before that I was a bit suspicious he was the kid for the Omen movie all grown up."
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Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.
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