You didn't by any chance let a liveral into your house did you?
NEVER, EVER.
If they give me any indication that they're that stooopid, NOPE, they can't come in.
I think the UPS guy is a liVeral, too.
You would have to be a fly on the wall here, there and everywhere.
I am ridiculously polite, even when I know they're effed up.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.