Did you ever see that commercial for this stuff you put on the bags under your eyes?
I forget the name of it.
But in two minutes, this man puts this stuff on his puffy and baggy eyes, and it shrinks those big bags.
Anyway, Mattis could use that, imo.
HELPFUL NOTE TO MY BUDDIES HERE:
Do NOT put this stuff on your balls.
Trying to support ya'll....which is southern for "you." YES, just "you."