Yep, so we go to Baltimore and my sister-in-law, Lynn, tells us she has made homemade muffins.
Honestly, they were good. She has the butter out, the jelly and some cream cheese. We are all set.
I go to throw away the paper plates (yes, she went all out as they were her GOOD paper plates) - and what do I see?
A BOX of Jiffy muffin mix.
Really, Lynn?
I said, "Lynn, these are not homemade. This is a box of muffin mix!"
She very calmly looks at me and says, "Really, CAN YOU FRIGGIN' EAT THEM OUT OF THE BOX? You need a bowl, milk, spoon and whatever other BS she was feeding me (other than boxed muffins) -
Quite simply, she was right.
Ya can't eat them out of the box.
She is in the ex-sister-in-law heap now.
it wasn't because of the muffins.
dunno why, actually..
She was a wood-stacker, too.
omg, and I never got kicked out!
should have...
because I am computer-dense, which I used to call "technologically disadvantaged."
sounded so much more professionally stupid.
Love, Mizzzz computer dense
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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