Did you know you have to run after it/them?
I can hardly get my trash can down the driveway.
I am not into exercise, obviously.
Ok, this proves it.
I am going to have to wear clothes.
A very confining proposition, imo.
and speaking of propositions, I know there is a possible exchange of bodily fluids with my trash can fairy.
I don't know who is bringing my CAN up to the garage door, but it's not the garbage man. I watched him from the window the other day, and it's just him AND THAT GIGANTIC ARM that comes down and picks up my CAN.
yes, it would take a gigantic arm to move my other can, too.
When I finally find out who is bringing my trash can up to the garage door, I hope he doesn't ask for my key.
I mean, really, I am missing $10 bucks and an entire box of candy.
Love, Mrs. Stover 
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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