I am missing $10 bucks.
How do I know this?
oh, because I only had $19 bucks on me.
now, I have...........(counting fingers here) - ok, I have $9 left.
Anybody here know where it is?
no?
shit
Now, who ate that box of candy - you know, Russell Stover, assorted creams?
I should have married that guy.
My name would be Kathy Stover.
Yanno, married to 'ole Russ.
All the candy you can eat.
That box of candy was a gift for someone.
It had a Santa tag on it and everything.
The person's name was on it, all set to go.
I couldn't help it if she was off that day I tried to drop it off.
if you open it and eat some of them, you can't give it away.
if you open it and eat ALL of them, you are screwed.
so glad I don't do such things.
BRB - have to go to the store and replace the box.
I hate myself, which is a CRIME.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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