women should stick to having babies, changing diapers and chopping fire wood.
Done them all, HON.
Butttttt, I have also *almost* parked like that, too!
I smashed some guy's trunk after I bought my blinker bulb. I mean I SMASHED IT. Looked like the trunk got the worst of it.
So, like the honest jerk that I am, I waited for an hour or more for the owner to show. She/he never did.
So, like the dishonest jerk that I am, I pulled out of my spot and hit the gas, HARD.
I was scared for days. They have cameras in those parking lots.
I am still sort of scared.
I come from a long line of law enforcement and firemen.
I have a lot of guilt.
I do.
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