BUT< BUT... I am not there so
I can't hand you the soap.
Isn't there an Army joke about bending down for the soap in the shower?
If there is, I don't remember it.
But you have red hair and freckles.
No way would you shower with a young lady like me, wooo hooo!
DG, behave yourself! (OR DON'T)
IT IS A MILLION DEGREES IN HERE.
BUH BYE SWEATSHIRT!!
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.