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Re: RIBIT ===Well I fell another tree, Kinda missed my mark on this one LOL 

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA They are puzzies. Let me tell ya about my lil experience. I was out in the woods one day and had to take a crap. I bent down and SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP there was a bear trap there. My friend said OH THAT MUST HAVE REALLY HURT. I said NOOOOOOOO what really hurt is when I got to the end of the chain....................




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Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.




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Re: RIBIT ===Well I fell another tree, Kinda missed my mark on this one LOL
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Thu, 20 Dec 18 7:00 AM
Msg. 17404 of 62138

Three cowboys were sitting around a fire when one began bragging about he tough he is.
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"I was driving cattle last year," he said, "and was bit on the ass by a rattler. Finished the cattle drive. Took three days before I got the doc to look at me. Didn't shed a tear."
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The second cowboy said, "Yeah? Well I broke up two bulls that were fighting. One popped out my right eye. I picked it up, took it to the doc, and he got me fixed up right. Didn't shed a tear."
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The third cowboy said nothing while peering out into the night sky and slowly stirring the fire with his penis.



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