...fellas talking about pain. One of em says, the second most painful thing I ever felt was once on a hunting trip I squatted down to take a poop and a bear trap snapped shut on "da boize".
"...good grief says one of his listeners, what was the worst pain ya ever felt then?
...when I reached the end of the chain.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!