So, one of my cousins married a true nut job.
I'm the only one that will listen to her.
I don't know why, either.
I said, "Oh, Kathy, your hair!"
Oh yes, she said. I colored it red (and orange) because you can walk down the street in New York and nobody looks at you funny."
Kath - hear me now: you are in NEW JERSEY at my AUNT'S FUNERAL.
Pass the bleach (bit)....
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.