Cohen wept in federal court in Manhattan as he faced sentencing on nine criminal charges
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6488137/Judge-hand-sentence-Michael-Cohen-lying-campaign-finance-bank-violations.html
...first of all he was not convicted or sentenced on anything even remotely connected to Trump. Second, I could do three years standing on my head.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!