Bill and Hillary Clinton are selling discount tickets on Groupon in an attempt to improve upon the feeble opening crowd they had on their speaking tour.
ok, so here's what we do.
set up a go-fund-me page.
collect some dough and buy up all of their tickets.
at each of their speaking tour stops, we set them on fire outside in the (walmart) parking lot.
sounds good, huh?
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.