Australian Bat apocalypse
Nemo, ya see what I mean? Bats dying off and dropping from the sky, omg!
I had bats in my house in NJ. I took the high road, though. You know how I am. I spent weeks screaming at the top of my lungs. NO LIE!
One day, I was reading the newspaper and a bat started flying around. The honey was at a patriotic parade. He never missed one.
Regardless, I ran out of the house, screaming.
I was in one of my lovely outfits. You know, a tee shirt and underpants. (omg, what is wrong with me now has been in existence for a very long time). My neighbor, Bill, formerly in the Special Forces, came over to help me. He went into the house and NO KIDDING, came running out a few minutes later. He knew I had more than one.
OH, HI EXTERMINATOR - we hired an exterminator for major bucks to help us get rid of what I thought was ONE bat.
He and his partner spent the entire night with us, watching them circle the house and to determine where they were getting in.
I'm so glad I knew my neighbors. I didn't sleep in the house for almost a week.
They found the point of entry and repaired it.
With the house settling, we had them again.
I wanted to sell the house, but over the years, we had snakes, flying squirrels (no shid), mice and a myriad of other AnImAlS IN the house. Let's not discuss what we had OUTIDE of the house. omg
CEMENT CITY, here I come. This place is no better when it comes to living things, even people. 
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