HEY!!! I'm not "twisted" jest 'cuz he got all the good looks in the family, don'tcha know.
honey, I have to phrase this just right. You are both very cute, very, very, very cute. Except you never posted your picture. I just have a good imagination. xxx
I'm "twisted" 'cuz I choose to be mean, nasty, and lecherous. It's a lifestyle choice.
CAN'T AGREE, will never agree - ever. Gentleman to the nth degree.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.