« POPE 5 Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next

RIBIT - how to wash a toilet.... 

By: kathy_s16 in POPE 5 | Recommend this post (1)
Tue, 04 Dec 18 4:20 PM | 76 view(s)
Boardmark this board | Pope 5
Msg. 15764 of 62138
(This msg. is a reply to 15625 by ribit)

Jump:
Jump to board:
Jump to msg. #

Actually, ribit, I don't care if my toilet rots.
I don't use the toilets in the house anyway, for exactly that reason. I don't want to clean them.

I just rent a porta-potty now. Smile))

FUNNY AS HELL:

Kathy ya want to know how to wash a toilet? I just happen to have a set of instructions here.

How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.


If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.




» You can also:
- - - - -
The above is a reply to the following message:
Re: ok, so ignore me, BUT.....
By: ribit
in POPE 5
Tue, 04 Dec 18 12:59 AM
Msg. 15625 of 62138

Kathy ya want to know how to wash a toilet? I just happen to have a set of instructions here.

How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.'
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog


« POPE 5 Home | Email msg. | Reply to msg. | Post new | Board info. Previous | Home | Next