...can;t use a smart phone,
NOPE
can't use an electric can opener?
NOPE (the new one suggs; it only behaved for someone else)
You don't get bullets, you get rocks.
for my head? or to use as weapons? or to bring them with me when I go to prison? they pick rocks there, or they used to before they installed work-out centers.
You can get rid of your mother's arms by lifting weights.
I am sure Bubba could help me.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.