Why would I want to skip your posts? You add so much interest to the board!
Oh, yeah, riiiigghht, but thanks, NACL.
A little potty mouth and the queen of double entendres.
nacl, in real life, yanno REALITY, I am very different.
that doesn't work on a message board.
ok, so here's the scoop on a DROPPED EGG.
I don't want to admit that maybe I did this, ya dig?
If you drop an egg on the floor, you have to pick it up, remove it or have your dawg lick it up.
So, I take a paper towel to wipe it up.
ewwww, ya know that sticky, stringy carp that comes out of your nose when you are first getting a cold? It is before the green and yellow carp shows up. That's an important fact, since the goo from an egg is clear.
THAT IS WHAT IT IS LIKE WHEN YA HAVE TO WIPE UP A DROPPED EGG.
I have had a runny nose since.
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.