Man, 85, attacked by alligator at Florida retirement community
http://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-attack-reported-at-florida-retirement-community
...at least he isn't freezing to death up in the Northeast like "some people" we know. Gettin Gator bit once in awhile is nothin compared to that.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!