Have Mrs. Micro rub ya down, or up, whatever works.
I took quite a fall (actually, a flying leap) across the room a week ago Sunday.
I was so scared, that I almost called 911 for myself.
Except I couldn't reach the phone.
Besides, the phones don't work.
Why? Oh, because I can't get them to work.
I read the instructions and that was just the beginning of my problems.
I would return them to Wally World, but I don't know where it is.
I am moving next to a store, and a mechanic and my grocery store ASAP.
Yep, so happy to provide entertainment.
I couldn't leave the house for many days, as after I took my leap, my head hit the wood frame around the glass-sliding door - so I have two golf balls in my head, plus my eyes turned majorly black and blue IN ADDITION to scrapes and bruises on my arms and legs.
Ok, they're on my stomach, too.
ANYBODY WANNA SEE?