"Domestic battery" with Chinese food???!!! These people must be transplants from up north ... probably New York ... that weren't told NOT to drink the swamp water, down there!
Woman Charged In Chinese Food Battery On Beau
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/wanton-food-battery-763091
NOVEMBER 21 - In a wanton act of domestic battery, a Florida Woman pelted her mate with Chinese food as he was laying in bed early Monday evening, according to cops who arrested the alleged attacker on a pair of misdemeanor counts.
Investigators charge that Donna Lee Gramley, 65, "became irate" after the man she lives with "purchased food for neighbors." The couple shares a residence at a mobile home park in Tarpon Springs, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
The incensed Gramley, cops allege, "threw Chinese food" at the 64-year-old victim "as he was laying in bed." When cops arrived at the home, the Chinese food "remnants could still be seen," according to a criminal complaint. ...

ROTFLMAO!