them cupcakes will make ya grow muffin tops and yer mama's arms.
Welp, the doctor told me to gain a few pounds as I was having trouble walking in the wind.
Seems it was blowing me around,
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No wonder all of my male neighbors are out there 24/7.
I have to get out of here.
A normal person would be embarrassed.
Love, Abby (oh, my mother's arms, uggghhh)