all men are clumsy buffoons that is why women should always do the heavy lifting! I dunno why you and decomp let ya wimmens get away with not protecting yer back for serious stuff like golf.
They are just following the king's example, dear one.
When was the last time you played golf - ya know, those white balls that go into a hole
don't be p.o.'d ribit, I got energized with that long nap.
and who put me on YOUR sleep schedule?
No cupcakes in this house. I hate that.