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Re: Sorry ... I know this is bizarre ... but, it is just TOO much of a target-rich story for me to resist! 

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...nuckin Futz is what them folks is. They don't have any idea what's in that jar. Could be made from greek assholes.




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Sorry ... I know this is bizarre ... but, it is just TOO much of a target-rich story for me to resist!
By: Beldin
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Tue, 27 Nov 18 10:46 PM
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Kate Beckinsale Brags About Getting "Foreskin Facial" Made From Korean Infants In Now-Deleted Post

http://www.dailywire.com/news/38731/kate-beckinsale-brags-about-getting-foreskin-amanda-prestigiacomo

Actress Kate Beckinsale bragged in a social media post about getting a so-called "penis facial" made with liquified foreskins of Korean infants, on Saturday.

The "Underworld" actress posted a photo of herself to her Instagram account, captioning it, "After a long flight I do like to lie down and be covered in a mask of liquified cloned foreskins - frankly who doesn't?"

The 45-year-old thanked beautician Georgia Louise for the "amazing facial" and added, "I especially liked you reassuring me it would be 'light on penis' as it was my first time."

Beckinsale has since deleted the bizarre post.

The "penis facial," which is apparently super popular among the glitterati, includes a serum made from the stem cells of Korean infants' foreskins. The stem cells boost collagen production and create a more youthful, fine-line free face. "As Korea has a custom of circumcising their young male infants, they have a large supply of foreskins and also numerous stem cell banks, which are then used to export the cells worldwide," says the Edmonton Sun.

"The facial includes a cleanse, followed by an intensive yet painless TCA peel, micro-needling with stemcell application followed [by] an electrifying galvanic alginate mask to calm, hydrate and cool the skin," reads Louise's website. "The Serum? It's a cocktail formula (Epidermal Growth Factor). EGF is derived from the progenitor cells of the human fibroblast cells - which help to generate collagen and elastin, to tighten and firm the skin. This process allows the active ingredients to be transported deep in the skin by creating temporary micro- channel."

The website boasts of big-name actresses like Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett loving the "penis facials" and "leaking" the Hollywood secret.

"Sandy Bullock and I saw this facialist in New York, Georgia Louise, and she gives what we call the penis facial and it's something - I don't know what it is, or whether it's just cause it smells a bit like sperm - there's some enzyme in it so Sandy refers to it as the penis facial," Blanchett told Vogue Australia.

According to the site, "Spiderman" actress Emma Stone gushed, "Georgia is a miracle worker." Pop singer Katy Perry said, "I love Georgia's Facials!" ...

Okay ... if Kate Beckinsale, Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Emma Stone, and Katy Perry are raving about and paying BIG bucks for penis facials, how many millions of virile American males would fight tooth and nail for the opportunity to give them one for free, eh? Good grief ... you Hollyweird women have FAR, FAR more money than sense, don'tcha know! 

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