Dem Floriduh women be nutz!
Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her "Wet" Used Tampon
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/very-unsanitary-284907
A Florida woman was arrested last night after she pelted a cop with a "wet" used tampon, which a police report characterized as a "deadly weapon."
According to cops, Tecora Fields, 28, was involved in a brawl Monday night in St. Petersburg, where Fields resides.
As Officer Andre Sousa investigated the fight, Fields told the St. Petersburg cop to "suck her pussy," adding that, "I'll hit you with my tampon you bitch!" The tampon, Fields noted, was destined for the patrolman's mouth.
After issuing those threats, Fields "was then seen with both her hands in her genital area, with her pants open." She was then observed "throwing a wet white paper object" at Sousa. The tampon struck the officer's left shoulder.
After flinging the tampon, Fields sought to flee into a nearby residence, but she was "apprehended following a successful taser deployment." ...
Needless to say, I'm sure that Officer Sousa did the proper thing and incinerated that shirt, instead of trying to clean it.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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