So, um, how do you look bald???
Welp, I am no beauty queen, but I grow on people, like a fungus.
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Kinda like the rest of us older males with depleting hair syndrome?
Well, the honey had a depleting hair syndrome that developed over the years.
MY LINE ALWAYS WAS: Yes, hon, BOTH OF YOUR HAIRS ARE IN PLACE.
What a guy!