If you have never read her books, you have to. She is very humorous.
Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. en.wikipedia.org
Born: February 21, 1927, Dayton, Ohio, USA
Died: April 22, 1996, San Francisco, California, USA
Cause of Death: After surgery
Nationality: American
Spouse: Bill Bombeck (m. 1949-1996)
Children: Matthew, Betsy, Andrew
The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank: Erma Bombeck ...
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BTW, the grass really is greener over the septic tank. Or over the leach field, anyway. I probably should take advantage of that when I put in next year's crops.
I know, unfortunately. I used to have a septic tank.
Here is a potential problem, for weirdos like me. I would always think of that "soil" when eating anything that was grown there, yanno?
"geee, these tomatoes taste like sh*t" LOLOL
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