Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
I'm not sure why this is called Turkey Day. My wife and I will be having Cornish hens... though I did insist on buying a turkey when we were at the store today.
"But we're having game hens," she objected.
"Are we going to have much in the way of leftovers?" I asked.
"No."
"Okay, then I want a turkey. We can cook it on FRIDAY."
"But I don't like turkey," she still objected.
"We've had turkey every year!" I said.
"And I've never liked it," she insisted.
"Well, you'll like it the way I make it," I countered.
"No, you're ALWAYS the one who makes it," she said.
"You think you can do better? Is that it? Do you want to cook the turkey this time?"
"Never mind," she said. "Buy the stupid turkey."
It'll be great.
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